One may suppose God would use a much more efficient algorithm, one that always uses the shortest sequence of moves; this is known as God’s Algorithm. Distance-20 positions are both rare and plentiful; they are rarer than one in a billion positions, yet there are probably more than one hundred million such positions. The speaker’s face seems nothing more than a rotting mask of skin, barely stretched into place over sinew and vein. Most people don’t mind explaining things to you, but they’ll lose patience if you ask the same questions over and over. Jesus encouraged Peter, who was on the boat, to do the same. Who says unicorns aren’t real? Then I called a friend and tried to convince him to tweet the link to Michael Moore, who would understand because he was raised Catholic like me. The number of moves this algorithm would take in the worst case is called God’s Number.

She said that because I don’t seem to suffer from depression, to her it seems like I have “classic euphoric mania.” She even gave me an article called “The relationship between creativity and mood disorders” by Nancy C. Andreasen that makes me feel better about my diagnosis. Over and over I kept having the feeling like God had a sense of humor. When they weren’t drawing blood, giving me an EKG, or asking me questions, I cupped my hands over my ears and rocked a bit. This tumultuous relationship can be traced back as far as 1788. That’s when the British first took sheep to New South Wales, giving dingoes a new easy prey. In today’s fast-paced world, it can be challenging to find moments of peace and stillness to deepen our faith and connection with God. By following their guidance, you can nurture your spiritual growth and find the support you need to overcome obstacles and challenges along the way.

In addition to feces, running the bowels can reveal polyps, tumors and other things of great value to pathologists. Although it’s a bit of a stretch to declare myself a Jekyll God, you too can become one, following these simple steps that other people have published and that I have taken advantage of by compiling them in this article. If you’re cool with letting a dose of Benadryl do the dirty work, which some perfectly good parents are, you’re going to have a much easier time of it. I was easily the oldest patient there and much of the staff was also youthful. Today, it’s known as much for its enchanting beaches, spectacular coral reef and vibrant blue waters as it is for its centuries-old fortress and various religious buildings. They told me I would be going to McLean the next day and somehow I got out of my clothes and into blue hospital johnnies before sleeping that night in the emergency room. I made a lot of friends and during rounds every weekday morning I met with the Blue Team, which consisted of two psychiatrists, a nurse, a social worker, and sometimes a few other people. In the morning I was transported by ambulance to McLean to my new home, AB2, a place for patients with bipolar or schizophrenia.

When I asked if I have a specific diagnosis, I was told Bipolar I but I like reflecting on the conversation I had with one of the psychiatrists about halfway through my stay at McLean. The driver was very talkative and I felt like I could predict what she was going to say next. I even had the sense of the end of days and wondered if God was trying to say something about the apocalypse or judgement day. My doctor was out but I managed to get an appointment five days out. On MLK Day, Michael Moore’s podcast had featured several MLK speeches and I was thinking that I could get him to look at the words I was typing and know that a miracle had occurred, that this was a sign from God, 21st century style. You probably think you know what happened next. We do not yet know exactly how many there are.